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As you can see by the accompanying photographic evidence, there was a massive nuclear detonation at the rink following today's games. It is unclear where the dangerous bomb appeared from, it merely came into view and some caught a flash of the word "bobbysocks" printed neatly on one side. But then the explosion hit. SirKiko unfortunately turned into a giant triceratops...a well-documented side effect of Second Life's nuclear fission process. I was killed instantly, as the photo reveals. Nic looks pretty much the same.
Jericho Hill staff warns, do not enter the sim for the next 2 years without sufficient biohazard precautions, as you can clearly see the green residue which persists.
Funeral services for Jack and Naida (she fell through the earth, sadly) are to be announced.
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 Hahaha....Jack thinks an "E V I L" twin can be killed?????
LMAO Muahahahaha..... |
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| fell through the earth? interesting! |
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I did some digging on this ongoing case as I smelled a potential story for my first live review on Second Life Utopia Television(S.L.U.T).
According to eyewitnesses the detonation and subsequent effects of were retaliation against the announced engagement of two players. Many of KingHenrik's fans (myself included) were distraught to find that the eligable bachelor of SLH had shacked up with the, and I quote my source here, "insane lunatic Jack Belvedere".
The WMD's have been tracked down to an arcade manager at Jericho Hill though he claims they were for personal use and had been mislaid.
Though many believed Naida and Jack to be dead the head of the Jericho Infirmary today released this report.
"when they were admitted things look dire, Jack Belvedere was still breathing and Naida was lifeless. A shot to the head later and some very potent drugs proved to be the only hope. This resulted in a non breathing Jack Belvedere and a fully recovered Evil Twin"
We asked some of the players thoughts on the recent outcome at Jericho Hill.
the general response was this :
"He's dead? Balls he owes me 1,000$L"
Torley Linden went on record with this tribute "Friendly Greetings Jericho mourners, Jack who?"
That's all from us at SLUT, I hope you have a nice evening.
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| More evidence of problems. Honoria and Katia's picture was found at the ice. It is unclear if they are wrestling or have somehow become attached by the butt. Either explanation is too strange to be accounted for. |
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| Recently I could not fart, another sign of danger |
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 Speaking of strange activity......Kiboe...I'll be sending you my dry-cleaning bill... Most of your blood came out of my shirt, but the remnants of your lower intestines will not go away! I'll try to scrape them off and return them to you as soon as possible! |
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| Recently I could not fart, another sign of danger |
ARMEGEDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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